The perfect gift for that special someone that takes themself way to seriously and thinks they know everything. An agelast, if you did not know, is someone that never ever ever laughs. This black cotton tee carries a raw, underground energy — bold white gothic text stacked down the front with a distressed punchline at the base. It feels like the soundtrack to late-night drives, basement shows, and whispered rumors in fog-lit streets. Wear it layered under a denim jacket between sets, or alone when you want your presence to read loud and deliberate. The soft, midweight fabric settles into a lived-in comfort while the clean crew neckline and relaxed cut keep the silhouette timeless and easy to move in. It’s made and printed to hold up: stable shoulders, a resilient collar, and crisp, high-contrast prints that age with character rather than fade away.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton body (solid colors) with a classic relaxed fit and crew neckline
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Durable ribbed collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- High-detail printing: combined DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
