I am become art, destroyer of fashion.

Trendy shmendy be artful instead

We use our own original artwork in our designs. No A.I. slave labor here. Our catalog is constantly changing and customer feedback and custom requests are an integral part of the process that makes that happen. So if you see something you like but think it could be better drop us a line and we will make it happen. No commitment necessary.

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Warning: could make your thinky parts wiggle.

Some find this sensation unpleasant. Prolonged exposure could cause independent thinking or original ideas. Although rare, belief questioning cannot be ruled out.

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concoctions of cacophony

Your 5 year old nephew could do better than this.

Grill marks - famous, odd, and imaginary

Figmentography collection

Propaganda - Don't look if you hate facts

Blather Inflection - fun with language